{"id":3648,"date":"2011-09-20T13:09:51","date_gmt":"2011-09-20T04:09:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/akimoto.jp\/blog\/?p=3648"},"modified":"2011-09-20T13:34:25","modified_gmt":"2011-09-20T04:34:25","slug":"twin-names-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akimoto.jp\/blog\/2011\/09\/20\/twin-names-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"\u30a2\u30e1\u30ea\u30ab\u30f3\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af: \u610f\u8b58\u4e0d\u660e\u3060\u3063\u305f\u598a\u5a66\u304c\u7523\u3093\u3060\u53cc\u5b50\u306b\u5144\u304c\u4ed8\u3051\u305f\u540d\u524d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u598a\u5a208\u30f6\u6708\u306e\u5973\u6027\u304c\u4ea4\u901a\u4e8b\u6545\u306b\u906d\u3063\u3066\u534a\u5e74\u9593\u610f\u8b58\u4e0d\u660e\u72b6\u614b\u3067\u3057\u305f\u3002<\/p>\n<p>\u5f7c\u5973\u304c\u3064\u3044\u306b\u75c5\u9662\u3067\u76ee\u899a\u3081\u305f\u6642\u3001\u770b\u8b77\u5a66\u306f\u5f7c\u5973\u306b\u65e2\u306b\u5973\u306e\u5b50\u3068\u7537\u306e\u5b50\u306e\u53cc\u5b50\u304c\u7523\u307e\u308c\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3053\u3068\u3092\u4f1d\u3048\u307e\u3057\u305f\u3002<\/p>\n<p>\u53cc\u5b50\u305f\u3061\u306f\u5065\u5eb7\u3067\u3001\u5f7c\u5973\u306e\u5144\u304c\u540d\u524d\u3092\u4ed8\u3051\u305f\u3068\u805e\u304b\u3055\u308c\u305f\u5f7c\u5973\u306f\u300c\u5144\u306f\u304a\u30d0\u30ab\u306a\u306e\u3002\u3044\u3063\u305f\u3044\u3069\u3093\u306a\u540d\u524d\u3092\u4ed8\u3051\u305f\u306e? \u5a18\u306e\u540d\u524d\u306f?\u300d<\/p>\n<p>\u770b\u8b77\u5a66\u304c\u300c\u30e1\u30a4\u3067\u3059\u300d\u3068\u7b54\u3048\u305f\u3068\u304d\u3001\u5f7c\u5973\u306f\u601d\u3063\u305f\u3088\u308a\u7d20\u6575\u306a\u305d\u306e\u540d\u524d\u306b\u3001\u5144\u306f\u6050\u308c\u3066\u3044\u305f\u307b\u3069\u306e\u30d0\u30ab\u3058\u3083\u306a\u304b\u3063\u305f\u304b\u3082\u3068\u601d\u3044\u76f4\u3057\u307e\u3057\u305f\u3002<\/p>\n<p>\u300c\u3067\u306f\u3001\u606f\u5b50\u306e\u540d\u524d\u306f?\u300d<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u300c\u30aa\u30a4\u3067\u3059\u300d<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Italian Bronx Joke <\/p>\n<p>Then there is the story of the Italian woman from the Bronx, eight months pregnant, who goes into a six month coma. When she finally awakes in the hospital she is informed by the nurse that while she was in her coma she delivered twins, a girl and a boy. The babies are healthy and her brother, also from the Bronx, named them. \u201cMy brother is such an idiot, what could he have named them? What is my daughter\u2019s name?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>When the nurse answered Denise the woman thought that is quite nice and perhaps her brother wasn\u2019t quite the idiot she feared. \u201cAnd what is my son\u2019s name?\u201d, she inquired. The nurse answered \u201cDenephew\u201d.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.barrypopik.com\/index.php\/new_york_city\/entry\/denise_and_denephew_new_york_dialect_joke\/\">The Big Apple: \u201cDenise\u201d and \u201cDenephew\u201d (New York dialect joke)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u598a\u5a208\u30f6\u6708\u306e\u5973\u6027\u304c\u4ea4\u901a\u4e8b\u6545\u306b\u906d\u3063\u3066\u534a\u5e74\u9593\u610f\u8b58\u4e0d\u660e\u72b6\u614b\u3067\u3057\u305f\u3002 \u5f7c\u5973\u304c\u3064\u3044\u306b\u75c5\u9662\u3067\u76ee\u899a\u3081\u305f\u6642\u3001\u770b\u8b77\u5a66\u306f\u5f7c\u5973\u306b\u65e2\u306b\u5973\u306e\u5b50\u3068\u7537\u306e\u5b50\u306e\u53cc\u5b50\u304c\u7523\u307e\u308c\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3053\u3068\u3092\u4f1d\u3048\u307e\u3057\u305f\u3002 \u53cc\u5b50\u305f\u3061\u306f\u5065\u5eb7\u3067\u3001\u5f7c\u5973\u306e\u5144\u304c\u540d\u524d\u3092\u4ed8\u3051\u305f\u3068\u805e\u304b\u3055\u308c\u305f\u5f7c\u5973 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/akimoto.jp\/blog\/2011\/09\/20\/twin-names-joke\/\" class=\"more-link\">\u7d9a\u304d\u3092\u8aad\u3080 <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u30a2\u30e1\u30ea\u30ab\u30f3\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af: \u610f\u8b58\u4e0d\u660e\u3060\u3063\u305f\u598a\u5a66\u304c\u7523\u3093\u3060\u53cc\u5b50\u306b\u5144\u304c\u4ed8\u3051\u305f\u540d\u524d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,6],"tags":[219,1746,1745],"class_list":["post-3648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-english","tag-219","tag-1746","tag-1745"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akimoto.jp\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akimoto.jp\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akimoto.jp\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akimoto.jp\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akimoto.jp\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3648"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/akimoto.jp\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3654,"href":"https:\/\/akimoto.jp\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3648\/revisions\/3654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akimoto.jp\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akimoto.jp\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akimoto.jp\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}